“The British government has released a health warning over a so-called “willy spread”  found to have the same chemical blamed for China’s bad milk.

The Ann Summers sex shop’s “I Love You”  sets seemingly have melamine, the stuff that made thousands of Chinese babies sick and led to at least four deaths. The British Food Standards Agency says it’s in the kits’ chocolate-flavored “body pen,”  “willy spread,”  and “nipple spread”  “‘ all of which are made in China.

“This is a first. We’ve never had to put out an alert before on “˜willy spread’ “‘ chocolate-flavored or otherwise,”  an FSA spokesperson said in the official announcement.”

(via The Inquisitr. Thanks DJ!)

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